Tajmahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba, kuch k liye pyar ka ehsas,
par tumhare liye ek bakvas, kyoki roz badalti hai tumari MUMTAZ.

Boy - whats ur name?
Girl - Q batau?
me tumhe janti bhi nhii.
Boy - mat batau me kunsa tmhe apni "FERARI" me betha rha hu
Girl - Anjali, B.Com 2nd year, class time 6-8..

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai,sochta hu ghar ki bijli katva de,
bil bahut ata hai

Dunia me subse himmat wala mard kaun hai
Dhobi
qki wo kisi bhi ghar jakr kehta hai saheb madam se kehna kapde nikal k rakhe,mai ata hu..

Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:"beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka :"saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga...?"

In 2018
Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...

jaan___kya haal hai
Jaan___kaha ho
Jaan___kb miloge
Jaan___missing u
jaan___zyada khush mat ho.
hr space ki jagah 'war' laga kr padho.

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
zara gaur farmeyga..
Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
Wah!wah!
And u say i am loving it...

Itna kamjor hua teri judai se...
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se....
ki ab to "MACHAR" bhi khich le jate hai charpai se.

Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
"brush or colgate Sath rakhna"

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?



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