" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat...
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Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
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To...
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Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade,

Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.

B Se Better,
B Se Best,
B Se Brave,
B Se Beneficient,
Per B Se Itne Bhi Busy Na Ho Jana Ki
B Se Hume Bhool He Jao.
Samjhe B Se...
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"Bewaqoof"

Jani
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Mera Number change ho gaya hai
.
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CHAPPAL ka.
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Agr tujhe meri purani CHAPPAL chahiye ho to leja
.
Sharma mat
Pagal tu Jigari yaar hai apna.

Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se BANDAR khela nhi krte.

1 Makkhi Pakro
Usay maro
Uska Gosh Banaö
Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise aye Uska Balance Dalwao
Phir SMS Karo
KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS!

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..

Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai