Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hoon Main,
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hoon Main.
Filhaal Toh Yeh Sab Sapne Hi Hain,
Kyunki Abhi Tak Kunwara Hoon Mai

ARZ KIYA HAI “BAITH KAR MEHBOBA KI ZULFO KE SAYE ME AISA JOSH AAYA.”
-wah wah..wah wah.
Fir.?

Uske DADDY ne dekh liya
or
I.C.U. me HOSH AAYA.

Arz kia hai:
limca ka flavour hota hai lime,
limca ka flavour hota hai lime,

speed is equal to distance upon time.
wah..wah.

Nasha Aankho Me Hota Hai Sharab Me Nahi
Shardha Dil Me Hoti Hai Mandir Me Nahi
Dosti MSG Karne Se Badti Hai.
BESHRMO Ki Tarah MSG Padhne Se Nahi..

Chingari angare se kam nahi hoti,
sadgi singar se kam nahi hoti,
Ye to dekhne ka nazaria hai dost,
Warna Kamwali b Katrina se kam nahi hoti.

Koi sansoN mein samaya sa lagta hai,
Kisi ko dil me bsaya sa lagta hai,
Usse milne ki tamanna hai yaro lekin,
Kya kare aane jane ka kiraya b lagta hai

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hai
jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab bhi busy rhe mera cell toh
samajh lena aapki hone wali
bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai.;)

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye

Koi chiz Bewafai se badkar kya hogi
Gam-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi
Kisiko deni ho Jawani mei saza
To PADHAI se badkar Kya hogi

Log kehte hai PYAR itna bhi mat karo ki
GIRLFRIEND sar pe swaar ho jaye,
HUM Kehte hain PYAR itna karo ki
GIRLFRIEND ki FRIEND bhi
HUMHARE saath fraar ho jaye

Likh Do Paigam Kuch Aisa K
Kalam B Rone Par Majbur Ho Jaye
Wah Wah
Har Lafz Me Dard Bharo Itna K
Examiner B 35 Marks Dene Pe Majbur Ho Jaye



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