Break-up ki 1 month baad
meri naughty girlfriend pass aa kar boli..
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Tumhe pyaar karne ki saza do mujhe.
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Fir kyaa??
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Maine v jaa k uski papa ko saab bata diya.
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Kasam se bohot piti bechari.......

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!............very funny husband wife jokes

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai, sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai...........funny sms for student

What will be the ad for petrol in year 2030 in India?
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Buy 10 liter petrol & get 1 tata nano free…!!!

Define girls!!
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The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
sandle,
purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
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define boy!!
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The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks................girls vs boys best jokes

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

Teacher : agr koi moti ladki
palat k waapis aye toh
is sentence ko english me kiya kahenge ?
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Santa : gol mall returns.

Facts of Life:
5 Apples - Rs. 60/-
Apple 5 - Rs. 60,000/-
The position matters...

When your GF blocks u on facebook…… Its called an e-breakup

Want to learn how to dance... in no time?
Go to wash room at 6:30 AM and take a cold shower.
You'll surely dance like Shakira!
Happy Winters!

Santa Banta dono bhai ek he class me padhte the
Teacher - tum dono appne papa ka naam alag- alag kyo likha?
Santa - Madam phir app kahoge hum ne nakal mari hai

Jiis din se us bewafa ne mujhe chora hy
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Dost
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Yaqeen karo
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Mobile ki battery 3, 4 din aaram se chal jati hy..

Dear LAYS chips manufacurer,
You forgot to list one thing
under the ingredients..
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AIR..! .............................. latest sms 2015

Teacher to Santa-
If a paratha & a pizza is thrown from a 50 feet
building, which will reach the ground first?
Santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!!

Position Of A Husband Is Just Like A Split AC..
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside..
But
He Is Designed To Remain Silent Indoor..............very funny husband wiife jokes

santa : mere padosi ka bachha gum ho gaya !
banta : fir kya kiya ?
santa : maine kaha google per search kar lo mil jaye to download kar lena...

Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..??
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Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...................... latest sms 2015

Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...
Everyone asks -

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Serious hai kya ?

Husband & Wife dono market gaye
to Ek Ladki ne bare pyaar se HELLO kiya...
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Wife: kaun thi wo??
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Husband: Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,
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abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho ??....................majedar chutkule

Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim
and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you for calling 'aircel'.

Santa: Look into my eyes, you see something?
Girlfriend: I see true love...
Santa : O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!

Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys.............................. latest sms 2015

Modern wedding ceremony/Future Marriage Ceremony- 2014
Pujari: do u both agree to change your facebook status to married?
Couple: yes, we do
Pujari: vivah sammpan

Maine suicide karne ka faisla liya. railway track pe gaya or leta hi tha ki Aapka sms aa gaya fir maine socha jab aap jaise papi jee rahe hai to me kyu maru!

A silly thing abt RELATIONS:when U get little..u wnt more,whn U get more..U desire evn more,whn U lose it..U realise"little"was enough!

Modern Statement: Save a Girl child, else your son son will be forced to be a gay!

Zindagi me sada hanste raho.
Hasna hi zindagi ki jarurat hai,
zindagi jiyo es andaz me k tumhe dekh kar
esa lage ki zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend
chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. Girlfriend ka mobile sofay
pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam
se save kya hai? Dear, sweetu ya jaanu. Jab usne misscall di toh screen
pe likha aa raha tha... “Murgha No.5 Calling”.

Zarurato k mutabik zindagi jiyo,khwahisho k Mutabik Nhi,Q Ki Zarurat fakeer ki b puri ho jati Hai,aur khwahish Badshaho ki bhi adhuri reh jati H

Pani me patthar mat feko use koi aur bhi peeta hoga,zindagi jini hai to has ke jiyo tume dekh ker koi aur bhi jeeta hoga....

Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I luv u ka msg beja, Bhindi ne use fon kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut up,tum itne mote aur main Slim n Smart Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho, Aalu-ghobi Aalu- bengan Aalu-Shimla mirch Aalu-palak Aalu-matar etc etc etc... Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai...

Raat ayi bhi to kab hum ne sitare dekhe. Naqsh dekhe to faqat hum ne tumhare dekhe. Fir bikhar jane ki is dil men tamanna jaagi Toot jane ke liye khwab tumhare dekhe. -

They call it hot i call it warm.They call it a crowd i call it a party, They call them drunk i call them happy.They call it bad i call it bliss.They call it traffic i call it a festival.They call it dirty i call it dressed.They call it a sinner i call it a saint. They call it Delhi I call it home.. :)

Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.

In Life ; There Are People Better Than You..! There Are People Worse Than You..! But There Will Never Be; One Who Is You..! :) -STAY SPECIAL.. :)



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