Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull!

Yeh Awaaz Pehchano:

Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo

Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi!

Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala.......................mast funny sms

Today, people have been talking that it's 11/12/13 and so many similar dates on earlier occasions.
However, when it comes to figures, only one figure interests me
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36 - 26 - 36.......................mast funny sms

1 Ladke Ne, 1 Haseen Ko Dekh
Ke Arz Kiya, Teri Smile Me
Kya Chamak Hai, Ladki Muskura
Ke Bole.. Bhaiya... Mere
TOOTHPASTE Me Namak Hai.!..........................super funny sms

Husband: Apne Chehre Se
Julfe Hatalo..
Wife: Sajna Aap Bhi Na..
Husband: Agli Baar Khane Me
Baal Aya To Maa Kasam Tuje
Sajni Se Gajni Bana Dunga..

Govt Ka Naya Rule..
Jiske 5 Bacche Ho Use Ghar
Milega. Papu Ke 3 The. Usne
Wife Se Kaha Pados Ke 2 Mere
Hai Unko Leke Aata Hoon..!!
(Laane Ke Baad)
Pappu: Apne 3 Kaha Gye?
Wife: Jinke The Woh Le Gye..!!

Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention.
Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!

Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha
khudkushi paap hai
zulm hai gunah hai
buzdili hai pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai,
insan khud ko goli maarle!.........................latest sms collection 2015

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Santa: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.
Santa: How is this all possible in office?

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Umar Bhar Hum Yun Hi Galti Karte Rahe,
Dhool Chehre Pe Thi Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe.

Itna Anmol Tha Ke Khareed Na Saka Koi Hamko;
Hairaan Hun Ke Tere Hathon Bika To Bika Kaise!

Ye Sahil Per Bikhrey Huye Phool;
Na Jane Aaj Phir Kiski Mohabbat Doob Gayi!

Jis din aap hme bhul jayenge
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aapake Sare daant tod diye jayenge....

Kamzor Dil Wale Ye SMS Na Padhe
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Zid Mat Karo
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Dost Mat Padho
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Maan Bhi Jao
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Nahi Manoge To Lo Padh Lo
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Rs.100/- Ka Recharge Kara Do

Chalo I LOVE U
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bolo
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mujhe nahi
apne jevan Saathi ko
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Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna
AFTER Exam
BAP-How Is Ur Result?
SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.

Rahul G :- Mom aapki wajah se meri shadi nhi ho rahi,
Sonia G :- wo kaise-
Rahul:- Har taraf likha hai Sonia ji ko BAHU MAT do

Shayeri by a Doctor"Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain Hamari Patni waha ki Nurse hai,Kya ajeeb zulm sahna padta hai, Apni hi Biwi ko Sister khna padta Hai.....

Wat is D difference between-
1.Boyfrnd 2.Lover 3.Husband 4.Ex boyfrnd
Simple yaar
1.Peepaid 2.Postpaid 3.Lifetime 4.Coin box

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.!
Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho.
Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
140 Rs. kilo hai

Apni Girl Friend ki Shadi Me Gaya To Ye Ehsas Hua,
ki
khana Achchha Ho To Mohabbt Bhi Fiki Lagti Hai
"(',')
<) )->4 Plate
_/ / khake Maza aa Gaya



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