BEST Sayin of a Life:-It's Better to just Quietly Miss Someone..Rather than Letting Them Know and Get No Response..!!Sounds Rude but True..!!

"Expectations & Disaapointments go Hand IN Hand................"

Kisi k pass waqt nahi kisi k jawab ka, Zindgi sawal ho hisab ka, Disturb kiya ho to maaf karna Maksad tha puchna ki kya haal H janaab ka..;-)

Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But when u learn 2 share it, u will realize how big n precious it is Have a g day

Gila rahe hamse, shikhwa rahe hamse, arzoo hai bas yahi ek silsila rahe humse. Faasle ho darmiya ya khata ho koi, dua hai bas yahi ki nazdikiya rahe hamse..!

Rat hogi to chand duhai dega, khwabo me wo chahera dikhai dega, ye pyar zara sambhal k karna dost, ek bund b giri to 9 month bad sunai dega

Talash apko thi Bhatak rahe the hum. Dil apka tha Dhadak rahe the hum. Pyar ka taluk b ajib hota he Pyaass apki thi sisak rahe the hum

aapki dosti ko salam likh dete dil k kariv me khusiya a jahan likh dete kas hume jo mil jati aasman ki hukumat sitaro ki jagah aapka name likh dete hai

1chota bacha road par potti kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jane lage to bacha bola, O Kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha loo.

Santa: Mene Kal Katrina Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Jise chaha tha sachche dil se wo dhoka de gai, Socha tha chhod denge pyar karna2 magar mohalle me dusri aa gai.

Kam karo aisa k pehchan ban jaye hr kadam aisa chalo k nishan bn jaye yaha zindegi to sabhi kat lete hain zindegi jiyo aisi k misal ban jaye

dil mein hui mere hal chal, us hal chal ne kar diya mujhe tumhara hum dum ab tum hi batao kaise kahen yaara, ab tumsa nahin koi hamra hum safar......

Bindas muskurao yaar kya gum hai?
Zindagi me tension kisko kam hai?
Sms se yad karne wale to bahut hai
Par apko dilse 'TANG' karnewale sirf "HUM" hai.......!!!

There is no market 4 UR Emotions,
So never Advertise UR Feelings,
Just Display UR ATTITUDE

Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole:
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Tum Bahut Acche Ho,
Tumhe To Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi
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To Dosto Ye Samajh Lo
Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai.

Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?
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Beta: Yo Mom Its Fashion
Maa : Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye risht leke Ate He or Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate he

SHAITAN ne kaha
kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun usko tang karega.
Maine Aap ke no. diye to
Shaitan bola~Abe marwayega kya Ye to BOSS ka no. hai.

Zindgi Me Hmesha Ek Baat Yaad Rakho,
Kbhi Kisika Dil Nahi Todna Chahiye
Kyunki Dil Ek Hi Hota Hai,
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Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai......new sms collection

2025 Me Apko Customer Care
Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D
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Dear Customer,
Your Wife Can Become A Mother
Without Your Struggle..

Kehte H Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo,
Toh Jisse Pyar Karte H,
Uski Tasvir Dikhti H.
So Maine B Try Kiya..
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Saala Mereko Toh Nind Aa Gayi.

Money can buy:
A bed but not sleep;
A house but not a home;
Medicines but not health;
A companion but not a friend.
Money is dirty, it only cause pain and suffering.
Send me all your money and always be happy!

Santa goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor I can't stop my hands from shaking".
Doctor: Do you drink much?
Santa: No, I spill most of it.

Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai
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“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai.. Kalyug hai bhai .

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world.
My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his own wife!

If you want to cry, please use someone's shoulder or tissue, and not your Facebook status!

"I love walkn in rain so dat no onecan c my tears!" -
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ye purana wala tha
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"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"-
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ye naya THA
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latest pta kya hai?
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"i love walking, bcoz petrol / diesel mehnga ho gya hai "



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