IPL 6:
Once all arrests are done by the Mumbai and the Delhi police, they can start a tournament with two new teams - Arthur Road Indians and Tihar Daredevils!

Husband ko market jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha,
Kuchh aisi cheez laana
Jis se main sundar dikhu...
Husband khud ke liye
Whisky ki 2 bottle le aaya!!!

Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I love you" tumne mera dil chura liya,
nurse (sharmakar):" chal jhuthe dil ko to haath bhi nahi lagaya..
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Hamne to "kidney" churai hai..

Ek kanjus ko electric current laga...
Uski wife: aap theek toh ho na.?
Kanjus: mai theek hu tu meter dekh, unit kitne badhe..??

*Har bv ki dua*
he bhgwan mere pati ko
taraki de
doult de
bangla de
mujhe kuch nhi chahiye
tu sb mere pati ko de
baki.
Uss se lena mera kaam hai

Pappu ne mummy ko pucha : ye girlfriend kya hoti hai.
Mumy : beta jo tu achcha ladka hoga to jab tu bada ho jayega tab tumhe ek girlfriend milegi.
Pappu : but mummy agar mai achcha nai bana to..?
Mumy : to tumhe bahut sari milegi..............mobile sms collection

Ticket seller:" Boss, no one buying - Himmatwala's tickets
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Boss: Give it free, Once public enters,
close the door & Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200

santa's wife wrote a msgs to
Santa:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke
batao.
Santa sent msg to her:- Nahi
bata sakta msg free nahi

Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.
Banta: What makes you believe so?
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6months back.
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key....................mobile sms in hindi

Medam- boy se
Kaha h copy kaha h pen
Boy=jabse tumhe dekha snam
Kya copy or kya pen
Tere mst-mst 2 nain
Mere dil ka le gye chen
Gayb he copy or kho gya he pen...........mobile sms collection

Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?
Santa: Sure, just hit redial!

Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim
and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you for calling 'aircel'................sms collection for mobile

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