Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi dosti ka wada,
.
.
.
Jaise
12 rupee ka Vim,
.
Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada.

Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kyun Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua Kyun Nahi Milti.
Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai.
To Phr Medical Store Se Iski Dawa Kyu Nahi Milti.

Teacher: Beta Nisar Tum Kaise Paida Huwe?
Nisar: Jawan Janeman
Haseen Dilruba
Milay Do Dil Jawan
"Nisar" Ho Gaya.

Kash tum waaday nibha jaaty..
Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.
Agr "Cornetto" k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua
"Khoye" wali "QULFI" Hi khila jatay!

Jab bhi pas akar door jate ho...
Khoshbo apni hamari sanso main chor jate ho...
Itna parfum mat lagaya karo yar?
Akhir nahane se itna q ghabrate ho..

Mujhai Apni Mohabat Ka "AITEBAR"To Do
Mein Toot K Chahon Tumhen Ye"ADHIKAR" To Do
Guzarti Hi Nhi Ye Zindgi "TANHA"
Apni 1 Friend Ka Number "UDHAR"To Do..

Qadam Qadam Pe Wafa K Ujalay Or Bi Thy
Muhabt K Hazar Hawale Or Bi Thy
Hme To Apki Baate Pasand AGye
Wrna Es Shehar Me
DIMAG KE DAHI banany Wale or B Thy.

"Har Safar May Sath Hum Dengy,
Apni dosti ki Soghat Hum Dengy,
Girne Lage Tum to Hath Hum Dengy,

Or

Na B Gire Tum?

TO

Peechy Se 1 LAAT Hum Dengy..

Dil Ki Batein Batana Acha Lagta Hai.
Phone Per Gup Shup Lagana Acha Lagta Hai.

Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajte Hein Sangeet.
Bad Me To Bas rastriay gaan Acha Lagta Hai.

TRUE LOVE SONG.....
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar
Apni mummy Ko Razi Kar
TuNe Dil Mera Tora
MeNe fevicol Se Jora
Meri fevicol K Paise Wapis Kar..
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar.

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.