2 friends met after a long time.
1st: Who are you working for?
2nd: Same people - my wife and 2 kids!

In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife".
Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to her!

1000 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 300 comma mein hai .
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aur 100 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyon ki kisi kamine ne jhoti khabar faela di thi ki
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.miss call marne ke 50 paise cut hoge.........................funny chutkule in hindi

Mujhe ek Ladki ka fb pe msg aaya..
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Aur boli apni itni Cute Si pic facebook pe
mat daala karo..
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I asked why..??
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Ladki boli
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Bar bar mobile ke screen par kiss karne se Lipstick se mera mobile ganda ho jata hai.......................funny chutkule
Ab Kya Karu Mai

2 friends met after a long time.
1st: Who are you working for?
2nd: Same people - my wife and 2 kids!...................most laughing jokes in hindi

5 missed calls from your
best friend means they
wanna hang out with you..
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5 missed calls from your
girlfriend/boyfriend
means they miss u...
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5 missed calls from
home means...
beta aaj to band bajne waali hai..

Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi screen wala mobile liya kyu?
Q. Ki vo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hai.....................funny chutkule in hindi

Drinkrs Gang- Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge
Jab Tak Wo Samne K 3 Ped 6 Nahi Dikhte!
Bar Owner- Bas Karo Kamino,
Samne 1 Hi Ped He!
Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge Kya!!!

To impress his girlfriend, Santa took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered - Benigno Bergamini
Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!........................latest jokes in hindi 2015

Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha

The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!........................latest jokes in hindi 2015

Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai.....................most laughing jokes in hindi