Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly, what would you be left with?
Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life!

Great Message written
at the Reception of a Corporate Company
We dont Pay u for having "Brains"
We only Reward u
4 Using Them intelligently

Ladka:- Call Recieve kyu nhi kiya
Ladki:- vo me
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vo me
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Me Ringtone pr Naach rhi thi.....

Santa ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino !
Aaj to amawasya ki raat hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....

M.B.B.S finish krne k baad doctor Santa, ne
apni practice suru ki.
Us ne 1st patient ki aankh check ki,
tongue aur fir ear ko torch se check ki.
Finally wo bola. Bole to torch thik hai.................very very funny sms in hindi

Colgate se daant saaf krain
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pepsodent se mazboot krain
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Closeup se fresh krain
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Or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae...yaaro
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"harpic" use krain q k "harpic" dy 5 guna zyada behtr safaaii...!!!.......friend teasing jokes

Santa-tumhe pata hona chahiye ki main
kadi mehant karke niche se upar tak pahucha hun.
Banta-mujhe sab malum hai ki pahale
tum boot polish karte the ,ab sir ki malish karte ho.

Biryani Ready Hai,
Kabab Ready Hai,
Matan Ready Hai,
Chikan Thodi Deir Me Banega

Qki.......


'MURGA
Abhi sms Pad Raha Hai.

Pappu ne ek girl se puchaa, "bache kaise hote hain. shrmaao mt, batao?"
ladeki gause men boli, "chup krte ho ki?"
pppu: are pagali itnaa bhi nahi pata, bache sharaarti hote hain..................very very funny sms in hindi

Santa - chori karne ek aalisaan bangle me gaya
Tijori Pr Lika Tha Todne ki
zrurt Nhi Buton Dbao 100 no Press Kro Khul Jyga
Butn Daba Alrm Bja Police Ai
Santa -Aj Mera Insaniyt Se Vishwas uthgya

Santa met with an accident.
People : Are you hurt? Give me your name so we can tell your family.
Santa: My family already knows my name!

Santa ek mobile company me naukri ke liye interview dene gaya.
lekin use phle hi sawaal ke jabab me bhaga diya gaya.
Q: sabse popular network kaun saa hai?
Santa ne jabab diya, "al-keydaa".................very funny jokes in hindi

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?
Ladki-nahi
Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!

Height of Flirting......

1 cute ldki road pe khadi thi,
1 ldka bike pe nikla

vapas ata h or usse puchta h
pehchana kya?

Girl-nhi

Boy-kya Yaar, Kitna bhulti ho...
Abhi to samne se gya tha...........................very very funny sms hindi

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi. husband wife jokes
Padosi- Kyun Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-inko Call Kiya To
Ek Ladki Boli- Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho
Wo Abhi Vyast Hai......................comedy sms in hindi

Gf To Santa : Agr Tum So Rahe Ho
To Mujhe Apni Yade Bhej Do.!
Agr Jag Rahe Ho To
Apne Khawab Bhej Do...!
Agr Tum Kahi Ja Rahe To
Apni Parchai (Shadow) Bhej Do....!
Santa : Me Tatti Kar Raha Hu To Tatti Beju.? _____ funny sms 2015 _____

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,
Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara
ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

Teacher-Dog?
Student-Bow Bow!
Tcher-Cat?
Student-Meow
Tcher-Lion?
Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah..

Tcher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!

Wife-Lgta H Hmari Beti Ki
Kisi Ldke K Sath Setting Ho Gyi H.
Husband-Wo Kese?
Wife-Qki Wo Kaafi Dino Se Paise Nhi Mang Rahi H.............very very funny sms hindi

Sita ne ram ke liye rajmahal chhod diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paro ko chhod diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye..
sms karna chhod diya!!

Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece
utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg
Bole waqt ki baat hai,
Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey
utha utha ke deti thi...!!

Pati Ke Marne Ke Bad
Patni Ne Akhbaar Mein Add Diya..
Antim Sanskar Mein Jo Bhi Aaye
Uske Liye Dhanyavad.
From:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora Rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche Nahi Hai.............very very funny sms hindi

Santa- school me hans raha tha
1 ladka bola chup kar Santa- Q,
Tum kon ho Ladka- Mai moniter hu
Santa-mai CPU hu. Ab bol...latest jokes

LALU ke peeche kutte ka bachha padh gaya,
Lalu bhagte bhagte bole,
hum to bsnl ka card dalwaya hun,
Sasura vodafone ka network kaise pakad raha he? new funny sms

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