Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR
Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na

Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise karu…

Hey, tera affair chalu hai & u hvnt told me,
chal jane de i can undrstnd. bt who’s dat?
Agar aise msgs mummy padh le to kitna mazaa aaega..

Ikhtiyar-e-tarnum ki tabassum k taqadus ki ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi ko mita dena. . . . !
Jab iss ka mtlb smjh aaye tou mjhe B bta dena.

Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.
Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Manglwar.

Wah Wah

Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Mangalwar..

I Miss You Yaar
I Miss You Yaar..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

A Girl siting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED..

Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo janti He ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya docter ban raha hoga....

Biggest Joke on Doctor. . .
Dr. to patient's friend:
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to
hum isey bacha lete. . .

Patient's Friend:
Abay, 15 min pehle tou accident
hua hai.

1 Girl ne 1 chote se baby k gaal pe kiss kiya GRL-oh sory tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai. Baby-Kuch accha karne se agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai...

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.

What is the similarity between Manmhan Singh & Indian Cricket Team??? . . . . . . Answer: Both have foreign coaches.