Na Jane Wo Hmse Kya Chhupati Thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Hotho Pe,
Mgar Na Jane Kyu Shrmati Thi,
Jab Muh Khulwaya To Pta Chala Ki
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Sali Gutkha Khati Thi.

2 studnts cheating karne hi wale the ke
teachr agya or pucha:
tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha?
Studnt: sir is ne pucha japan ka capital kya hai.
Teachr: toh tum ne bata dya?
Studnt: nai sir...mene isko danta tha
k abi to tu ne muje toka hai mgr ab na "Tokyo"

Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI...........
Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai Meera AAI.........
Arjun Ne Baand Chalaya Draupadi AAI...........
Maine Toh Siti Bajai woo Baap Ko Kyun Le AAI..??????

The most “Heart Breaking Moment” in our Childhood…
Jab Mummy kehti thi mehmano ne jo paisey diye hen wo mjhe do

A pathan buys a tempo and paints her wife's name lovingly on it. Salma reads it and gives him a tight slap as he wrote:
Salma for Hire
Full day: Rs 1200
Night: Rs 2400

Banta: Why do women love shoes so much?
Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit.

Santa goes into a bar in Delhi

The man on his right orders a drink,
‘Johnnie Walker, single.’

The man on his left says,
‘Jack Daniels, single.’

Santa says,
‘Santa Singh, married.’

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,
Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur
extra me 200 run diye
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Batao kyun?.
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Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha ............new sms collection 2015

karoge yaad ek din is pyar k zamane ko,
chale jayenge jb hm kabhi na vapas aane ko,
karega mehfil me jb zikr hmara koi,
to tm bhi tanhayi dhundoge aasu bahane ko

Hum phir bewafa se rishta bana baithe..
phir unki saadgi se dhoka kha baithe..
pathron se hai taalukaat apna..
phir bhi sheeshe ka ghar bana baithe...

Na Gul Na Ye Gulistaan Hamara Hai..
Jise Poojte Hain Na Wo Farishta Hamara Hai..
Chal Pade Hain Jis Manzil Ki Orr..
Na Wo Manzil Na Wo Raasta
Hamara Hai..!

Zindgi ke safar ko lafzon mein piroya hai,
apni har ghazal ko dard mein bhigoya
Hai, wah wah na kehna meri shayri pe aye doston,
ke aaj phir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya.

The hardest
thing to
do is watch
the one
you love
love someone else.

Iss kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
toh uske hothon se waqt naa hone ke bahane nikle.

Sometimes
‘i hate my eyes’
because
it is the 0nly part 0f
my face that cannot
‘hide my emotions’!

Great words of a drinker :
drinking is not my hobby.
Its my 1st girl friend’s last gift.

Kis had tak jana hai ye kaun janta hai.
Kis manjil ko pana hai ye kaun janta hai.
Khusiyo ki do pal jee bhar ke jee lo.
Kis roj bichhad jana hai ye kaun janta hai.

Mere geet sune duniyane magar
mera dard koi na jaan saka,
ek tera sahara tha dilko,
tu bhi na mujhe pehchan saka.

Na Dekh Aasmaan Ko Itni Hashrat Se,,,!
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==>>Ae Musafir
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Wo Sitara Toot Gaya Jiski Tujhe Talash Thi...!!

Jis ki khatir har hadd tor di hum nai
aaj usi ne kaha k apni hadd main raha kro.



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