Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
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Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
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"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's
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"Kaafi with Karan"!

Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!

Dil mera manta nhi ise pyar ho gaya hai.
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Koi nyi bat nhi kyi bar ho gaya hai.

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has 27 years old wife;
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!................fresh sms

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata....................new sms jokes

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.......................funny sms jokes in english

Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground.
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

gabbar:aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka,
viru:kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga,
gabbar:abe chirkut,
mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed.......................funny sms jokes in english

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Santa On Phone:Maa good news H
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Maa:Kya Hua ?
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Santa:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
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Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
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Santa:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Woh Chand Ka "chamkna"
Woh Masjido Ka "Sawarna"
Woh Muslmano Ki "Dhoom"
*"Ramzan"* is
"Coming Soon"
Woh Sehri
Ka
"Maza"
Woh Iftari
Ki
"Bhook"

Woh Quran
Ki
"Tilaawat"

Woh Namaz
Ka
"Mamool"

Woh Roze
Ki
"Barkat"

Woh Roze
Ka
"Noor"

Sirf kuch
Din
"Dooor"
Advance
MAHE RAMZAN
"MUBARAK"

COMING SOON

:
I hope I am 1st to wish u.

Highly disappointing situations:
1. Your Best friend weds your lover.
2. A close friend avoiding without reason
3. 8 mark question asked for 2 mark..
4. Principal sitting near you on tour.
5. Extremely good looking guy/girl crossing uh when you are with your mom/dad..
6. Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your Juniors..
7. Friend calling on B'day and not wishing..
8. Dear one suddenly stopped messaging..

ZEHRA(S.A)ky gharany ki khushi sub ko mubarak
ye EID jo hai sub sy bari sub ko mubarak

ALLAH ho NABI or WALI sub ko mubarak
Mairaj-e-Rasool-e- arabi sub ko mubarak

Han 3sri shaban bhi mairaj-e-Nabi hai
seeny main hai dil Dil main HUSSAIN(A.S)IBN-E-ALI(A.S)hai

shab e zahoore pur noor MOLA IMAM HUSSAIN A.S ky moqa pr tamam momineen or bilkhasos IMAM-E-ZAMANA(ALAJAL) ki kidmat main mubarkbad pesh karty hain.

ZAHOOR-E-SHAHINSHA-E-KARBLA. HAZART IMAM HUSSAIN (as)


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*,3 shaban*
"*,,*"

BOHAT BOHAT MUBARAK HO.:)

Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
Koi Tujh Ko Us Se Juda Kare
Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jayen
Aur Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare
Usay Dekh Ke Tu Ruka Kare
Aur Wo Nazar Jhuka K Chala Kare
Tujhe Hijr Ki Wo Jharri Lage
Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare
Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Toot Kar
Usay Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare
Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
Tu Galli Gallli Sada Kare
Tujhe Ishq Pe Phir Yaqeen Ho
Usay Tasbeehon Pe Parha Kare
Main Kahoon K Ishq Dhong Hai
Aur Tu Nahi Nahi Kaha Kare

In d Flower My Rose Is u,
In d Diamond My Kohinoor Is u,
In d Sky My Moon Is u,
I am 1ly Body My Heart Is u,
That's Why I Always MISS U

Wid evry breath I take
Wid evry song I sing
I think about U
D love & care
Wid which U entered into my life
Sweetheart I’m missing U lot

Woh Miss nhi karte Wo Kiss nhi karte,
Subh se Shaam ho jati h
Kambakhat Wo Wish nhi karte,
Hamari to Jaan nikal jati h,
Judai me unkii,
Ek wo bereham he jo Isshh nhi karte.

assan dil dey yaar mobile dey wich tedey payar di sim piwai ey
kita card main load armanan da wich hijr di battery pai ey
nit hasrat nal iko charge krna wich dard di tube bhari ey
teri yaad dey signal aounday nay per call kadi na aye ey

~~~Punjabi sms tappey~~~

Noor-dar-Noor wahi Noor-e-Jali milta hai.
Har qadam par wahi Naqsh-e-Azali milta hai.
Aye Khuda tu hi bata de hamein ye raaz hai
kya ?
Dhoondne Tujhko jo nikle, to Ali milta hai.

Sometime listening is best Gift, we can give to some one who is going through hard times.

Bari fursat se tumhein dekhta hun,
Bari muddat se tumhein chahta hun,

Meri izzat, mera imaan tujh se hai,
Usi neeyat se tumhein dekhta hun,

Tujhme chhupi meri tamaam khushiya,
Apni puri duniya tumhein maanta hun,

Shayad mil jaaye tujhme khuda mujhe,
Bari hasrat se tumhein poojta hun

The sweetness of chocolate Remains in the tongue for a minute....!
BUT
The sweetness of a Person Remains in the Heart for the whole life

Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
good morning
Good Morning

JaLwa Faroz Bazm-e karamat Hen FATiMA s.a
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RonaQ Fiza-e Takht-e Shifaat Hen FATiMA s.a
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Shamm-e Munir Arsh-e RisaLat Hen FATiMA s.a
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kursi-e La-Makan-e Sayadat Hen FATiMA s.a
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HAWWA-WA-BUL-BASHAR ki Amanat BATOOL s.a Hen
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NasL-e MUHAMMEDi* ki Zamanat BATOOL s.a Hen
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jashn-e MiLad-e ZAHRA s.a MUBARAK

How Sardar professors speak english,
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Gam Na Karna Kabhi Zindgi Me
Kyuki Taqdeer Badalti Rehti Hai
Shesha Wahi Rehta Hai
Bas Tasveer Badalti Rehti Hai

Navak andaz jidhar dida-e-janan honge
nim-bismil kai honge kai bejan honge
tab-e-nazara nahi aaina kya dekhane dun
aur ban jayenge tasvir jo hairan honge
tu kahan jayegi kuch apna thikana kar le
hum to kal khvab-e-adam mein shab-e-hijaran honge
phir bahar aayi wohi dasht-e-navardi hogi
phir wohi paon wohi khar-e-mugelan honge
nasiha dil mein tu itna to samajh apne ke hum
lakh nadan huye kya tujh se bhi nadan honge
ek hum hain ke huye aise pasheman ke bas
ek wo hain ke jinhen chah ke arman honge
minnat-e-hazarat-e-isa na uthayenge kabhi
zindagi ke liye sharminda-e-ehasan honge
umr to sari kati ishq-e-butan mein “momin”
ab aakhiri waqt mein kya khak musalaman honge

Mery Wajood Se Lipti Khushbo Tere Naam Ki Hai
Meray Dil Me Basi Her Ek Dharken Tery Naam Ki Hai
Itna Yaqeen Ker Lay Meray Hamnasheen
Bin Tery Meri Zindagi Baynaam Si Hai

Yoon Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Baitha Hoon
Koi Dekhe Vo Ye Samajhe Piye Baitha Hoon
Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye Rooth Ke Jaane Waale
Main Abhi Tak Tasveer Liye Baitha Hoon

Zindagi Humein Deekh Ke Rohi Akele Ja Ke
Hosh Mein La Ke Humein Kudh Tanhai Mein Rehi
Pagal Thi Zindagi Kuch Naam Se
Le Dard Asa De Ke Gai Bewafai Ke Naam Se

Zindagi Roz Naye Rang Mein Dhal Jaati Hai
Kabhi Dushman To Kabhi Dost Nazar Aati Hai
Kabhi Chaa Jaaye,Baras Jaaye,Ghata Beymausam
Kabhii Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh Taras Jaati Hai

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