Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

gabbar:aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka,
viru:kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga,
gabbar:abe chirkut,
mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed.......................funny sms jokes in english

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Santa On Phone:Maa good news H
.
Maa:Kya Hua ?
.
Santa:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Woh Chand Ka "chamkna"
Woh Masjido Ka "Sawarna"
Woh Muslmano Ki "Dhoom"
*"Ramzan"* is
"Coming Soon"
Woh Sehri
Ka
"Maza"
Woh Iftari
Ki
"Bhook"

Woh Quran
Ki
"Tilaawat"

Woh Namaz
Ka
"Mamool"

Woh Roze
Ki
"Barkat"

Woh Roze
Ka
"Noor"

Sirf kuch
Din
"Dooor"
Advance
MAHE RAMZAN
"MUBARAK"

COMING SOON

:
I hope I am 1st to wish u.

Highly disappointing situations:
1. Your Best friend weds your lover.
2. A close friend avoiding without reason
3. 8 mark question asked for 2 mark..
4. Principal sitting near you on tour.
5. Extremely good looking guy/girl crossing uh when you are with your mom/dad..
6. Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your Juniors..
7. Friend calling on B'day and not wishing..
8. Dear one suddenly stopped messaging..

ZEHRA(S.A)ky gharany ki khushi sub ko mubarak
ye EID jo hai sub sy bari sub ko mubarak

ALLAH ho NABI or WALI sub ko mubarak
Mairaj-e-Rasool-e- arabi sub ko mubarak

Han 3sri shaban bhi mairaj-e-Nabi hai
seeny main hai dil Dil main HUSSAIN(A.S)IBN-E-ALI(A.S)hai

shab e zahoore pur noor MOLA IMAM HUSSAIN A.S ky moqa pr tamam momineen or bilkhasos IMAM-E-ZAMANA(ALAJAL) ki kidmat main mubarkbad pesh karty hain.

ZAHOOR-E-SHAHINSHA-E-KARBLA. HAZART IMAM HUSSAIN (as)


,:**:,,:**:,
*,3 shaban*
"*,,*"

BOHAT BOHAT MUBARAK HO.:)

Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
Koi Tujh Ko Us Se Juda Kare
Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jayen
Aur Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare
Usay Dekh Ke Tu Ruka Kare
Aur Wo Nazar Jhuka K Chala Kare
Tujhe Hijr Ki Wo Jharri Lage
Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare
Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Toot Kar
Usay Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare
Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
Tu Galli Gallli Sada Kare
Tujhe Ishq Pe Phir Yaqeen Ho
Usay Tasbeehon Pe Parha Kare
Main Kahoon K Ishq Dhong Hai
Aur Tu Nahi Nahi Kaha Kare

In d Flower My Rose Is u,
In d Diamond My Kohinoor Is u,
In d Sky My Moon Is u,
I am 1ly Body My Heart Is u,
That's Why I Always MISS U

Wid evry breath I take
Wid evry song I sing
I think about U
D love & care
Wid which U entered into my life
Sweetheart I’m missing U lot

Woh Miss nhi karte Wo Kiss nhi karte,
Subh se Shaam ho jati h
Kambakhat Wo Wish nhi karte,
Hamari to Jaan nikal jati h,
Judai me unkii,
Ek wo bereham he jo Isshh nhi karte.

assan dil dey yaar mobile dey wich tedey payar di sim piwai ey
kita card main load armanan da wich hijr di battery pai ey
nit hasrat nal iko charge krna wich dard di tube bhari ey
teri yaad dey signal aounday nay per call kadi na aye ey

~~~Punjabi sms tappey~~~

Noor-dar-Noor wahi Noor-e-Jali milta hai.
Har qadam par wahi Naqsh-e-Azali milta hai.
Aye Khuda tu hi bata de hamein ye raaz hai
kya ?
Dhoondne Tujhko jo nikle, to Ali milta hai.

Sometime listening is best Gift, we can give to some one who is going through hard times.

Bari fursat se tumhein dekhta hun,
Bari muddat se tumhein chahta hun,

Meri izzat, mera imaan tujh se hai,
Usi neeyat se tumhein dekhta hun,

Tujhme chhupi meri tamaam khushiya,
Apni puri duniya tumhein maanta hun,

Shayad mil jaaye tujhme khuda mujhe,
Bari hasrat se tumhein poojta hun

The sweetness of chocolate Remains in the tongue for a minute....!
BUT
The sweetness of a Person Remains in the Heart for the whole life

Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
good morning
Good Morning

JaLwa Faroz Bazm-e karamat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
RonaQ Fiza-e Takht-e Shifaat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
Shamm-e Munir Arsh-e RisaLat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
kursi-e La-Makan-e Sayadat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
HAWWA-WA-BUL-BASHAR ki Amanat BATOOL s.a Hen
"
NasL-e MUHAMMEDi* ki Zamanat BATOOL s.a Hen
"
jashn-e MiLad-e ZAHRA s.a MUBARAK

How Sardar professors speak english,
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Gam Na Karna Kabhi Zindgi Me
Kyuki Taqdeer Badalti Rehti Hai
Shesha Wahi Rehta Hai
Bas Tasveer Badalti Rehti Hai

Navak andaz jidhar dida-e-janan honge
nim-bismil kai honge kai bejan honge
tab-e-nazara nahi aaina kya dekhane dun
aur ban jayenge tasvir jo hairan honge
tu kahan jayegi kuch apna thikana kar le
hum to kal khvab-e-adam mein shab-e-hijaran honge
phir bahar aayi wohi dasht-e-navardi hogi
phir wohi paon wohi khar-e-mugelan honge
nasiha dil mein tu itna to samajh apne ke hum
lakh nadan huye kya tujh se bhi nadan honge
ek hum hain ke huye aise pasheman ke bas
ek wo hain ke jinhen chah ke arman honge
minnat-e-hazarat-e-isa na uthayenge kabhi
zindagi ke liye sharminda-e-ehasan honge
umr to sari kati ishq-e-butan mein “momin”
ab aakhiri waqt mein kya khak musalaman honge

Mery Wajood Se Lipti Khushbo Tere Naam Ki Hai
Meray Dil Me Basi Her Ek Dharken Tery Naam Ki Hai
Itna Yaqeen Ker Lay Meray Hamnasheen
Bin Tery Meri Zindagi Baynaam Si Hai

Yoon Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Baitha Hoon
Koi Dekhe Vo Ye Samajhe Piye Baitha Hoon
Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye Rooth Ke Jaane Waale
Main Abhi Tak Tasveer Liye Baitha Hoon

Zindagi Humein Deekh Ke Rohi Akele Ja Ke
Hosh Mein La Ke Humein Kudh Tanhai Mein Rehi
Pagal Thi Zindagi Kuch Naam Se
Le Dard Asa De Ke Gai Bewafai Ke Naam Se

Zindagi Roz Naye Rang Mein Dhal Jaati Hai
Kabhi Dushman To Kabhi Dost Nazar Aati Hai
Kabhi Chaa Jaaye,Baras Jaaye,Ghata Beymausam
Kabhii Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh Taras Jaati Hai

Mere sang-e-mazar par farahad
rakh ke tesha kahe hai ‘ya ustad'
hum se bin marg kya juda ho malal
jan ke sath hai dil-e-nashad
fikr-e-tamir mein na reh munim
zindagi ke kuch bhi hai buniyad
khak bhi sar pe dalane ko nahi
kis kharabe mein hum huye aabad
sunate ho tuk suno ki phir mujh bad
na sunoge ye nala-o-fariyad
har taraf hain asir ham-avaz
bag hai ghar tera to ae sayyad
hum ko marana ye hai ke kab hove
apni qaid-e-hayat se aazad

Wo dil hi kya tere milane ke jo dua na kare
main tujh ko bhool ke zinda rahun khuda na kare
rahega sath tera pyar zindagi banakar
ye aur baat meri zindagi wafa na kare
ye thik hai nahi marata koi judai mein
khuda kisi se kisi ko magar juda na kare
suna hai usako mohabbat duayen deti hai
jo dil pe chot to khaye magar gila na kare
zamana dekh chuka hai parakh chuka hai use
“qateel” jan se jaye par iltaja na kare

Tohamaten chand apne zimme dhar chale
jis liye aaye the so hum kar chale
zindagi hai ya koi tufan hai
hum to is jine ke hathon mar chale
kya hamen kam is gulon se ae saba
ek dam aaye idhar udhar chale
dosto dekha tamasha yan ka sab
tum raho khush hum to apne ghar chale
aah bas jee mat jala tab janiye
jab koi afsun tera us par chale
shama ke manind hum is bazm mein
chashm-nam aaye the daman-tar chale
dhundhate hain aap se usako pare
shekh sahib chod ghar bahar chale
hum jahan mein aaye the tanhavale
sath apne ab use lekar chale
jun sharar ae hasti-e-bebud yan
bare hum bhi apni bari bhar chale
ek main dil resh hun vaisa hi dost
zakhm kitanon ka suna hai bhar chale
hum na jane paye bahar aap se
wo bhi aade aa gaya jidhar chale
saqiya yan lag raha hai chal chalao
jab talak bas chal sake sagar chale
“dard” kuch malum hai ye log sab
kis taraf se aaye the kidhar chale

Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mor Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjar Bhi Aate Hain
Aansuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milte Hain
Jo Dhoond Le Ose Wo Zindagi Mein Muskurate Hain

Maujon ka aks hai khat-e-jam-e-sharab mein
ya khoon uchal raha hai rag-e-mahatab mein
wo maut hai ki kahate hain jisako sukun sab
wo ain zindagi hai jo hai iztarab mein
dozakh bhi ek jalva-e-firdaus se husn hai
jo is se bekhabar hain wohi hain azab mein
us din bhi meri ruh thi mahv-e-nishat-e-did
musa ulajh gae the saval-o-javab mein
main iztarab-e-shauq kahun ya jamal-e-dost
ik barq hai jo kaundh rahi hai naqab mein

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kia Chahti Hai
Bus Ek Teri Wafa Chahti Hai
Kitni Masoom Or Nadan Hai Zindagi
Khud Bewafa Hai Or Wafa Chahati Hai

Zindagi Chahiye Mohabbat Main
Ye Ghari Doo Ghari Ki Baat Nahi
Aap Say Koi Bhi Nahi Pehlay…
Aap K Baad Koi Zaat Nahi….!!

Ishq lamahadud jab tak rahanuma hota nahi
zindagi se zindagi ka haq ada hota nahi
is se bad kar dost koi dusara hota nahi
sab juda ho jayen lekin gham juda hota nahi
bekaran hota nahi be-inteha hota nahi
qatara jab tak bad ke qulzam aashna hota nahi
zindagi ik hadasa hai aur aisa hadasa
maut se bhi khatm jis ka silasila hota nahi
dard se mamur hoti ja rahi hai qayanat
ik dil-e-insan magar dard aashna hota nahi
is maqam-e-qurb tak ab ishq pahuncha hai jahan
dida-o-dil ka bhi aksar vasta hota nahi
ALLAH ALLAH ye kamal-e-irtabat-e-husn-o-ishq
fasale hon lakh dil se dil juda hota nahi
waqt aata hai ik aisa bhi sar-e-bazm-e-jamal
samane hote hain wo aur samana hota nahi
kya qayamat hai ke is daur-e-taraqqi mein “jigar”
aadmi se aadmi ka haq ada hota nahi

Phir mujhe dida-e-tar yaad aaya
dil jigar tashna-e-fariyad aaya
dam liya tha na qayamat ne hanoz
phir tera vaqt-e-safar yaad aaya
sadagi haye tamanna yani
phir wo nairang-e-nazar yaad aaya
uzr-e-vamandagi ae hasrat-e-dil
nala karta tha jigar yaad aaya
zindagi yun bhi guzar hi jati
kyon tera rahguzar yaad aaya
kya hi rizavan se ladai hogi
ghar tera khuld mein gar yaad aaya
aah wo jurrat-e-fariyad kahan
dil se tang aake jigar yaad aaya
phir tere kuche ko jata hai khayal
dil-e-gumgashta magar yaad aaya
koi virani-si-virani hai
dasht ko dekh ke ghar yaad aaya
main ne majanun pe ladakapan mein ‘asad'
sang uthaya tha ke sar yaad aaya

Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

Awaj K Piche Ki Jo Khamoshi Jan Sake
Mere Sukhi Hui Jindgi M Jo Rang Dal Sake
Meri Dikhai Hui Jindagi Dekh K To Sabhi Haste H
Dhund Raha Hu Koi Isa Shaqks Jo Mere Dard Ko B Pehchan Sake

Bara Kathin Hai Rasta Jo Aasakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Ka Faasla Mita Sakoo To Sath Doo
Baray Faraib Khaoo Gay Baray Sitam Uthaoo Gay
Ya Umer Bhur Ka Sath Hai Nibha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Jo Tum Kahoo To Ya Dil To Kia Main Jaan Bhi Fida Karoon
Jo Main Kahoon Bus Ik Nazar Luta Sakoo To Sath Doo
Hazaar Imtyhan , Hazaar Aazmaishain
Hazar Dukh Hazar Ghum Utha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Yahan Khushi Ghamoon K Sath Hai
Rula Sakoo To Sath Doo Hunsa Sakoo To Sath Doo

Justaju jis ke thi us ko to na paya hum ne
is bahane se magar dekh li duniya hum ne
tujh ko rusava na kiya khud bhi pasheman na huye
ishq ke rasm ko is tarah nibhaya hum ne
kab mili thi kahan bichadi thi hamen yaad nahi
zindagi tujh ko to bas khwab mein dekha hum ne
ae ‘ada' aur sunaye bhi to kya hal apna
umr ka lamba safar tay kiya tanha hum ne

Paani Se Tasvir Kahan Banti Hai,
Khwabo Se Takdir Kahan Banti Hai,
Kisi Ko Chaho To Sacche Dil Se,
Knunki Yeh Zindagi Phir Kahan Milti Ha

Ishq fana ka naam hai ishq mein zindagi na dekh
jalva-e-aftab ban zarre mein roshani na dekh
shauq ko rahnuma bana jo ho chuka kabhi na dekh
aag dabi hui nikal aag bujhi hui na dekh
tujh ko khuda ka vasta tu meri zindagi na dekh
jis ke sahar bhi sham ho us ke siyah shavi na dekh

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Aankhon Mein Aanson Ki Nammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Yaad Rakhna Mujhe Doondte Phiroo Ge Aik Din
Jabh Yeh Hum Zindagi Chore Jaaien Ge

Tumhe Kya Pata Kaise Jeete Hai Hum
Zahar Jindagi Ka Kaise Peete Hai Hum

Aa bhi jao ke zindgi kam hai
tum nahi ho to har khushi kam hai
vada kar ke ye q aaya nahi
shahar mai aj raushani kam hai
jane kya ho gaya hai mausam ko
dhup ziyada hai chandani kam hai
aaina dekh kar khayal aaya
aj kal un ke dosti kam hai
tere dam se hi main mukammal hun
bin tere teri ‘yamini' kam hai

Pyar Kar K Kisi Ko Dhoka Nai Dena
Doston Ko Aansuon Ka Tofa Nai Dena
Koi Roye Aap Ko Yaad Kar K
Zindagi Mai Kabhi Esa Mouka Nai Dena

Lab pe aati hai dua banake tamanna meri
zindagi shamma ke surat ho khudaya meri
dur duniya ka mere dam andhera no jaye
har jagah mere chamakane se ujala ho jaye
ho mere dam se yun hi mere watan ke zinat
jis tarah phul se hoti hai chaman ke zinat
zindagi ho meri parawane ke surat ya rab
ilm ke shamma se ho mujhko mohabbat ya rab
ho mera kam garibon ke himayat karana
dard-mandon se zaifon se mohabbat karana
mere ALLAH burai se bachana mujhko
nek jo reh ho us reh pe chalana mujhko

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