4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?

1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.

Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho,,,

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai

Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha..

Aik sardar kafi wakt ke baad apne country gaya,
Aur matti utha ke bola: Hun apne wattan di matti di khasboo oh nai rai.
Doosra Sardar: Oh gee, tussi mitti nai tatti chuk litti a.

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai

An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX.

STRESS: When your wife is pregnant
.
TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant
.
PANIC: When both are pregnant
.
TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy.

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Wo Kehti Hy:
.
Phone Na Kia Kro "DEAR"
.
Mama Hoti Hy "NEAR"
.
Papa Sy Lgta Hy "FEAR"
.
Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
.
Dewaro K B Hote Hy "EAR"
.
Is Liye SMS Kro
.
"DEAR"

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

Hum zindagi ki bheer me itne kho gaye
.
Pata hi nahi chala kab
.
.
.
.
.
kharbuzy 80 rupay kilo ho gayay
.
(,")/oo ruk bhai
/) ) 70 la le
_/ l_

Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna "Dosto Q k..
.
Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
.
...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
.
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..

Santa Banta Hindi SMS 140 Character



What Is Noun?
.
To Arz Kia Hai
.
Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
.
Wawah
.
Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
.
Noun Is The Name of Person,
Place or Thing



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