santa- mai to samjhta tha ki ap bade sarif aadmi hai..
banta- mai bhi apko sarif samjhta tha..
santa- ap to thik samjhe the, mai hi galat samjha tha..

santa- apk ghar mai kaun kaun rehta hai? banta- mai meri patni,meri saas, meri 7 saliya.
santa- phir to ap usi waqt muh kholte honge jab jamahi leni ho ya chik marni ho..

banta- ye letter tm kise likh rahe ho? santa- khud ko. banta- ishme kya likha hai?
santa- malum nhi... santa- kyu? banta- abhi mujhe mili kaha hai...

banta- ap kya kr rahe ho? santa- ish baby ki awaj record kr raha hu.. banta- wo kyu?
santa- wo jb bada ho jayega ,ushse ishka matlab puchunga..

banta- gajni mai amir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
santa- jab wo gym se wapas ata tha to 15 mint k baad bhul jata tha aur phir waps gym chala jata tha..

banta- khusiya kya hoti hai?
santa- pata nhi,meri to kaam age mai hi shadi hogayi thi..

banta- mujhe apne beta ka letter samjhne k liye ek dictionary rakhni padti hai. santa- ap bade khushnasib hai mujhe apne beta ka letter padhte tym sath mai check book rakhni padti hai..

banta- shrab k peg ko jo pair se bhi chuta hai wo nark mai jata hai.. santa- jo itni pavitra chij ko pair se chuega to nark mai hi na jayega...

banta- barish bahut tej hai, tufan bhi chal raha hai. ap ghar jane ka vichar chod dijiye yahi so jaeye.. santa- ap kehte ho to mai yahi so jata hu, pr mai ghar se apna nightsuit to le aau..

#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#

doctor santa- chalo chalo bed k niche chalo.. marji banta- doctor sahab ek baat bataeye ki ap bed k niche kyu elaj karte hai? doctor santa- doctor banane se pehle mai motor mechanic tha...

santa- meri factory mai aag lag gayi thi, bima cmpny ne mujhe 20 lkh rs diye.. banta- mere godam mai baadh aa gayi thi, bima cmpny ne mujhe 50lkh rs diye.. santa- pr aap apne godam mai baadh lekar kaise aye?

santa- shaddi k baad yuvraj singh thik khelne lagega.. banta- kyu? santa- phir wah khelte hue ladkiyo ko nhi ball ko dekha karega na..

santa- akalmand admi kabhi ye dawa nhi krta ki yahi akhri sach hai, sirf murkh log hi aisa yakin krte hai.. banta- kya ap ye baat dawa se keh sakte hai? santa- yakinan(sure)..

banta- aj meri premika ka janm din hai,use kya gift du? santa- dekhne mai kaise hai? banta- mast hai. santa- to mera number de dena..

santa- agr hm apne diet ka khyal rakhe to hm 85yrs tak jinda reh sakte hai. banta- pr 85yrs tak jinda kaun rehna chahta hai? santa- jo 84yrs ka ho gaya ho...

# Top 30 Santa Banta Chutkule hindi #

santa - aaj maine ek jaan bachye... banta- wo kaise? santa- maine ek bhikari ko puch 1000 ka note du to kya karoge? ushne kaha khusi se maar jaunga, to maine use note nhi diya aur use bacha liya...

banta- pichli diwali ko hmne raat ko lakhsmi k liye darwaje khol kr rakhe the pr chor aa gaya.
santa- ho sakta hai chor apne ghar k darwaje k sath khidkiya bhi khol kr aya ho ishliye tmhare ghar ki lakhsmi unk yaha chali gayi...

santa- shrab pite pite rone laga..
banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho?
santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi aa raha..

banta-bahut si ladkiya itni murkh hoti hai ki unhe shaddi k liye pucho to na kr deti hai.
santa- apko kaise pata? banta-mai kaye ladkiyo se puch chuka hu...

banta-tmhari dukan pr mithaeya rakhi hai, tmhara ishko khane ka dil nhi karta?
santa- krta to bahut hai pr papa marenge ishliye chat kr rakh deta hu...

banta- kya khana khane se pehle aap bhagwan ko yaad krte hai?
santa- nhi, mujhe aisa krna nhi padeta kyuki meri patni acha khana anti hai...



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