:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.

Santa, ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA,

WHAT HE THINKS??
GUESS…
“YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h?

Santa: Pata ni,
me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi ayi..

Santa- Yaar.. Suna Hai Teri Patni Bahut Bade Pariwar Se Aayi Hai
Banta- Bade Pariwar Se Nahi..
..Bahut Bade Pariwar Ko Saath Me Le Kar Aayi Hai

:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::

The most romantic lines:

Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao….



Santa translated in Eng it becomes:

I m lost in ur love, u also GET LOST .

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Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…?
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Deadly answr given by
SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…

‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
2 dost salo k bad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai
Santa-kaisi hai tumhari Biwi ?
Banta-swarg ki apsra h
Aur teri?
Santa-meri to abhi jinda h

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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai

SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai

BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai

:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he

‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-’bhout bura’,
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia

::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi

‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai

::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
1 Baar Santa kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya



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