Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai?
Santa: Roti




Enjoy non-stop laugh & fun reading - latest Jokes - of Santa Banta made short and very funny in Hindi.

Santa ne Banta se kaha, ”sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas kark dikha

SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI
BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR
SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.

Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua
To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki
Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata

Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye
judge : Kyun?
Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki
Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai

Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

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After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai....:-)

Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Inter: How?
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.

Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do
Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai
Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti .

Santa ke truck ke pichey likha tha, "chota parivar sukhi parivar"
aur uske nichey
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.
Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.

Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de..

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!



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