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Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...

lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?

Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega

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Santa`s Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.

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Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

SANTA in Computer Exam Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? SANTA: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to wash Computer.....!

Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..

Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...

Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?

Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.

Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.

1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.



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