Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

A Sardar Doctor and Pandit luv same girl.
Pandit started giving an apple 2 D girl evryday.
Sardar Doctor asked: Y ??
Pandit: An apple a day keeps D doctor away!

Teacher: Can u tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people's lives?
Sardar:Smo-king & Drin-king !!

gurur vodka, gurur whisky,
gurur devo theli namh !
gurur sakshat desi pawwa,
tasme shri bear e namh !
bhagwan apko sada tunn
rakhe......cheers

Na Dil ko behlane k liye na ghar me sajane k liye.
bas apki 1 taswir chahiye hme,
apne Khet se "kouwe"
bhagane k liye

what is pyar ?

p-pagal hona
y-yado me khona
a-akele me tanha hona
r-roz ka rona dhona
Isiliye Don't do pyar.

shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi,
taj banana tha.lakin mumtaz mili nhi.
1 din kismat khuli.shadi hui ab taj banana hai.
pr mumtaz marti nhi

Ek dost apne friend say:Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhotey ho ?

Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hai.

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hai ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hai bilkul apne baap pe gya hai..

agr ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti hai
apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti hai

lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achank Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, Hm To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.



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