Boy: Do yu lOve me?
Girl: Yes-
Boy starts running
Gal: where r yu going?
Boy: I’m going to update my relationship

American culture-

Daughter:
Dad i got married ystrday evenin.. I 4got 2 inform u..
Dad:
Its Ok my child.. But next time u shud invite me…

Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile


1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home frm sum galaxy n rqustd,
“Mere ladke ki board exams he.thoda dheere bajao na

Never make the same mistake twice,
There r so many new ones.
Try a different one each day By
.
Swami MISTEKANANDA

Kabhi-Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Apne Aap Ko Mar Dalu..
.
Par
.
Phir Sochta Hu

India Me Sirf 1410 Hi TIGER Bachenge..

Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro Raha Hai Mujhe Bata
Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu

Son: Kya Batau Mai Apni Wali Se Milne Gya Tha

Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.

Agar free ho to call me pls,
mere phone me bal nai h its urgnt
mujhe aapse ek personal advice leni h.

TajMAHAL Bik rha h Kharid lu kya?

Changing Tyms:
Once upon a time,
GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers

After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha
Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya

Mjhe apki wo Ada bahut psnd hai

jb srdi me aap 1 glaas pani lekr Aaine k samne khde hote ho
or Aaine per pani dal kr zor se chillate ho “NAHA LIYA” !

“Best catch line Ever On the WALL of Canteen :
“This Food Must Be Good. Ten Thousand FLIES Cant Be Wrong..