Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how did u know its me?
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Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!:-)

Are O friendwa...!
Kaisan ho.?
Kauno baat pe naraj ho ka.?
Tohar smswa k darshan kiye kafi samay bit gawa re.
Tanik ek-dui sms wa bhijwai do hamar TunTuniya pe.

Shakespeare once said:

"I'm going to washroom!!"
Tum kya samjhay? :P
Oye yarr Shakespeare aam batein b krta tha
Hr time quotes nai marta tha!

A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!

A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

SLEEP WELL..

Gf- main kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hun, mujhe bhul jao.
bf - na tere aane ki khusi na tere jaane ka gum....
ja behen ja... Dusri pata lenge hum.......

Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me B Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjo
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Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai!!

Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..


Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??

2 GOLDEN RULES of life :-)

Rule-1: Ur FRND "Prashant" is always right.

Rule2: whenever u feel
"Prashant" is wrong, slap urself & read rule no.1 again...:-

Techer Ka DarJa MAA Se B Uncha Hota H?
Pta hai

Qki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek Bache Ko Sulati H Or_Teacher Apne Lctr Se Puri Class Ko sulati h.

Apni ankhein band karke mera chehra imagine karein
Kar liya?
OK
Mubarak ho
Aapne 3 din pahle hi
"Eid ka Chand" dekh liya
U R so Lucky:

Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1White Suit To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?