Bahu- Maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi dusri aurat?
Saas- Kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,truck ke niche aa gya ho..!!!

2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay,achanak sher agaya

1st: chotu tu dar to nahi raha?

2nd: nahi,main nahi darta

1st: to phir apni dho meri Q dho raha hai??

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab aurato ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega...

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega?
Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati....

Na muje kisi ka dil chahie..,
Na Muje jmane se koi aas hai..,
Jo apna smjh kr apni saheli ka no dilwa de..
Muje us dost ki talash hai.

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho
Nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho
Har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho
Aur khud ko “TULSIDAS” samajhte ho

Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.

Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke mere dil ki dhadkan tez ho jaaye!
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Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap.

Judge: u r accused 4 rape, so u r fined Rs. 11461,
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Man: Mylord y exactly Rs. 11461?
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Judge: Rs. 10000 for rape, 4% vat & 10.2% Entertainment

‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
"GIRLS are like Bluetooth
u stay close dey stay connected
u go away dey find new device"

1 dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ne 1 shayari likhi

Phoolon ka raja,baharon ka shehzada

Dil tod kar chala gaya Kutta, kamina, haraamzada

A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!

To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
&
UGLY starts with "U" !

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like
Doll Or Sweetie.
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She Was Shocked To See
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ramu gardener