Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ""WAIT PLEASE"" for which Santa replied ""65Kgs"" and moved on... "

Girls show their emotions with tears....
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beers....!!
cheers..............

Ajnabi Duniya Me Akela Khwab Hu Mei! Sawalo Se Ghira Ek Jawab Hu Mei! Jo Na Samajh Sake Unke Lie Koun? Jo Samajhe Unke Lie Ek Kitaab Hu Mei

Kisi khaas ko najar andaaz kiya nahi jata,jinhe bhul nahi sakte unhe yaad kiya nahi jata,ye yadein to sahil hai un lamho ki,zin lamho ko dobara jiya nahi jata.

Jb chote the tb bde hone ki badi tamana thi,Magar ab pta chla ki adhure ehsas aur Tute sapno se ache,Adhure home work aur Tute khilone the!

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako, Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako, U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai, Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!

Mumkin nhi shayad kisi ko samj pana... Samje bina kisi se kya dil lagana..., Aasan he kisi ko apni pasand banana..., Par bahot mushkil he kisi ki pasand ban pana...!!

Mushkilen dil ke irade azmayengi, nigahon se khawabo ke parde hatayengi, gir kar kabhi himmat mat harna yahi thokre tumhe zindagi me chalna sikhayengi.

USA- hamre dogs football khlte hai. CHINA- hamre elephants cycle chalate hai. INDIA- hamare GADHE Govt. chalate hai.

ek ladke ne Ladki ke Ghar Jakar Rishta Manga,Ladki ke Gharwalon ne Use Bahut mAra Mar KHakar ladka utha,kapde jhaardkar zor se bola; tho phir mai Inkar samjhu

Zindagi Ek Chahat Ka Silsila Hai, Koi Kisi Se Mil Jaata Hai To Koi Kisi Se Bichad Jaata Hai. Jise Hum Maangte Hai Apni Dua Me, Wo Kisi Ko Bina Maange Mil Jata Hai

ladki saath ho to hotel bill . ladki door ho to mobile bill. or ladki door ho jaye to daru ka bill isliye na lagao dil..... Na aayega bill.

Swamiji LADKi Se: Bataao, Jo LOG GALAT KAAM Karte Hey Woh Kahan Jaate Hey? SHARMATE Hue LADKi: Shaher Ke Log HOTEL Mei Aur GAON Ke Log GANNE ke KHET Mei...!

Chehre ki hasi se har gum mita do, bahut kam bolo par sab ku6 bata do, khud na rutho par sabko mana lo, ye raaz hai zindagi ka ki jio aur jina sikha do.

Ek "AAH" jo "DIL" ko rula de. Ek "WAAH" jo "MAN" ko bhula de. Ek "RAAH" jo "MANJIL" ko mila de. Aur Ek "S M S" jo apno ki ""YAAD"" dila de....

Mehkhane Me Jaam Tut Jata Hai, Ishq Me Dil Tut Jata Hai. Na Jane Kya Rishta Hai In Dono Me, Jaam Tute To Ishq Yaad Aata Hai, Dil Tute To Jaam Yaad Aata Hai?

mitti meri kabr se chura raha hae koi, mar kar bhee dil ko bohut yaad aa raha hae koi , ik pal ki jindgi or de khuda. mayus meri kabr se ja raha he koi

Pandit ke 11 bacche shor kar rahe the. 1 baccha dande se tk tk karta pandit ke pas se gujra. Pandit: Beta, dande pe rabbar laga lo aawaz nahi aayegi. Ladka: Papa, ye kaam aapne kiya hota to itna shor na hota.

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho? Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise? Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me baaki 16 ghante biwi ke [BASME]

1 pagal bakri pe baith k ghoom raha tha. 2nd pagal-tujhe police pakdegi. 1st pagal-kyu? 2nd pagal-helmet nahi pehna hai. 1st pagal-abe niche dekh 4 wheeler hai

Lazy boy : papa1 glass pani dedo. Papa : khud uth k pi lo ! Boy :plz de do na.
papa : ab manga tu thappad padega . Boy : thappad marne aao tu pani lete aana .

Sawan ne bi kisi se pyar kiya tha Usne use Badal ka naam diya tha,
Rote the dono ek dusre ki judai me Aur logo ne use baarish ka naam diya tha

Yaad karte hain Yaaron ko,
to yaad se dil bhar aata hai,
Kabhi saath raha karte the sab,
Aaj sabko saath dekhne ko dil taras jaata hai.

Raat Ko 2 Shrabiyo Ne Talaab Me Chand Ki Parchaayi Dekhi 1st-Ye Kya.? 2nd-Ye Chand Hai.. 1st-Saale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Tak Aa Gaye..

Ye Dil To Kisi Or Desh Ka Parinda Hai Dost..
Seene Me To Rahta Hai Magar Bas Me Nahi Rahta...

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