Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

Arz hai
Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana
Wah..Wah..
.
Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana
.
paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana..

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai
"GHALIB"
Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete

Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple
*
God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt Hai

Na mera bap, Na mera taya
Ro Ro k mene Pakistan banya
In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya
Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya.

2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the,
achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga,
dusre ne pucha, "ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho."
pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
.
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."

Ek bar 300 sardarji ship me travel kar rahe the.
Lekin sare ke sare doob gaye..
.
Kaise ??
.
Nothing serious.
Ship beech me kharab hua, to dhakka dene niche utre the.

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai...

Socho kyo...?



Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai.

Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H
Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho
.
GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya
MOLU:Konsa msg
GOLU:Battery Low
MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge

GOLU school me hans raha tha
MOLU chup kar
GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?
MOLU-mai monitor hu
GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.