Patni - shrm nhi aati
2sri lady ko ghurr rhe ho
ab tum shadi shuda ho

pati - are aisa kaha
likha h ki upwas ho to
khane ka menu nhi padha
jata

Boss office girl se: Tum itny short kapry kyun pahanti ho
Girl: Sir jitni pay milti hy us mein itny hi kapry aty hain
Boss: Aaj se tumhari pay band

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teachar Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab Tum Log Bade Hoke Ye Dekoge To Kahoge,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
Or Ye Pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
Pappu Gusse Se Bola:
Or Ye Humari Teachar Hai Jinka Dehant Ho Gya.

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55
One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39
Petrol has increased to Rs 72
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Thank God! Passing marks are still 35!

It's the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere.
It's called
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Prayer!
May God bless your naughty mind!

Santa: I saw a man at the beach yelling, "Help, Shark, Help"! I just laughed.
Banta: Why did you laugh at the agony of that man?
Santa: I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

santa- tm gadi chalao, mai god se pray karunga.
banta- kyu kya tmhe meri driving pr vishwas nhi hai?
santa- kya tmhe meri pray pr vishwas nhi hai....

banta speech de raha tha, jab tak ushka speech khatam hua sare log chale gaye,sirf santa reh gaya.
banta- mujhe bahut khusi hue ki ap hi kewal aise hai mere speech samjh aya.
santa- ji aise baat nhi hai, apk baad mujhe speech dena hai..

banta- acha to pichle week apk dada ka dehant ho gaya,unhone marne se pehle last word kya bola?
santa- bechare aakhri sabd bhi nhi bol paye kyuki marte daam tak meri dadi unk sath thi..

banta- kya bible mai likha hai ki jo log cigret pite hai wo swarg jate hai?
santa- nhi pr jo jitna jyada pita hai wo utni jaldi swarg jate hai..

banta- ap incometax deprtmnt mai kya krne aye hai?
santa- mai to dekhne aya hu ki jink liye mai din raat kaam krta hu wo kaise hai...

banta- tmhe pata hai crorepati kaun hota hai?
santa- jo income tax dekhar lakhpati reh jaye..

santa- platform se rail ki track pe kud gaya.
banat- marna hai kya?
santa- maroge to tm ,tmne suna nhi train platform pr aa rahi hai...



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