Ache Acho ne hmare aage pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani bhara he
Qk
‘SARKARI HANDPUMP’ mere hi ghar k bahar laga he




Very funny jokes - including pathan jokes, Best friend, double meaning jokes.

Football Male Hai Ya Female??
?
?
?

Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke Underwear
Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.

Baap Ne Bete Se Kaha- Dekho Beta, Aaj Tumhari Madam Ki Taraf Se Mujhe Ek Letter Mila Hai
Beta- Aap Befikar Raho Papa, Mai Mummy Ko Nahi Bataunga

Best friend wo jo school me apni pen
high school me apni note
collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best friend hai

Dil kholo pyaar lo,
Dimaag kholo gyaan lo,
Aankhen kholo khwaab lo,
Honth kholo muskaan lo,
Kapde kholo,
or..
.
.
NAHA lo yaar !
Soch badlo,
Desh badlega.

Maana Ke Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nahi Hu Mein,,,
Meri Qadar Un Se Puch Jin Ke Maine Paise Dene Hain.

Kya ap “Kala Dhan Bahar Nikalo Desh Banao”
abhiyan me mere or Swami Ramdev G k sath h
Agr h to
Mere M.No.
Pe 1000 ka rchrg krwa k apna kala dhan bahr nikale

Pathan gusse se:
‘Waiter’
Chicken-Biryani me chicken hai hi nahi.
Waiter:
Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai.?
Pathan:
“Haan yar sorry”

When i was in school, sme1 stole my rough note book.
Now they call it as


“OXFORD DICTIONARY”
Crazy ppl!
No claps plz!
i dnt like publicity;-