Santa BANK me aake so gaya Puchho Q.?
Usne Board par advertise padhi ki..
Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai..
Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par
Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Soch Raha Tha Ki
Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.
During An External Viva In A College:
Professor: Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai,
Ya Aise Hi Aa Gagye Ho??
Student: Yes Sir, Subah Breakfast Karke Aaya Hun..
Public To Santa: Us Rowdy Ki
Vajah Se Hum Pareshaan Hai.
Use Haamare Area Se Bhagaane Ka
Koi Tareeka Bataao?
Santa: Aasaan Hai,
Use Election Mein Khadaa Karke Mla Banaa Do.
Agle 5 Saal Tak Woh
Tumhaare Area Ki Taraf Nahi Aayega.
Santa: It's too late in the night. You better stay over here only.
Banta: It makes sense. I better get my night-suit from my house.
Santa: Good. Come soon.
Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back?
A: The neighbour's wife.
Santa: You wanna come to my New Year's Eve party?
Banta: Sure, when?
Santa went to his dentist, "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Banta: Suggest some good movie?
Santa: Snakes on a plane.
Banta: What's it about?
Santa: Horses... horses on a boat.
"What do you do?" Santa asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.
Girl: I'm a nurse.
I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," Santa whispered in her ear.
Girl: That would be miraculous. I work in the maternity ward.
Banta: As soon as women see me, they want to get in shape to impress me.
Santa: That's really impressive. Exactly, what do they do?
Banta: They start running.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse go to an art school?
A: To learn how to draw blood!
Cashier: Strip down, facing me.
The blonde quickly stripped down.
Cashier: Ma'm, Not you but your Credit Card?
Santa: My internet speed was very slow. I found a solution.
Banta: Tell me also. Even my net is slow.
Santa: I have installed a wallpaper of Rajinikanth. Now I am enjoying the speed of a 3G connection.
Santa: My wife's a magician.
Santa: Yep, she can turn anything into an argument.
Santa: My wife can multi-task.
Santa: Yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.
Santa: I respect blind people.
Santa: Because they judge others by their personality, not by their looks.