:: Funny English SMS ::
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You'll Still Be A Lion!

Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!funny english sms!

If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss' funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I'm working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

:: New N Latest Rajnikant Jokes ::-

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch n Sleep Again
We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry

A Perfect Example Of The Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: “Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega…”
Bhanja Imran Khan: “Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri…

What Did Baba Ramdev Say To Anna
Hazaare?
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“Agar Main
Karoon Tho Saala Character
Deelaa Hai”

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance …

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Na Tikka Boti Na Chicken Tikka .
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Sirf
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Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chikka Dhin ;



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