Person 1: Finally, he stopped smoking.
Person 2: Oh really? How?
Person 1: He died!..............best jokes sms collection
Santa: How did you fare in the final exam?
Pappu: Totally under water.
Santa: What do you mean?
Pappu: All below 'C' level!................best jokes sms ever
Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail.
Judge: What have you done?
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!
Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone...
After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their 'maids'!
Santa chemist ki shop pe 1
bottle le k gaya aur ek
chamach liquid shopkeeper ko
pila k bola: mitha hai kya?
Dukandar bola: nahi, kyu kya h ye?
Santa: docter ne bola chemist
ki shop se urine me sugar check
karwa k aao...!
Wo check krane aya tha..............best jokes sms
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi.................best jokes sms in hindi
Those who like me, raise their hands. Those who dont....
Raise their standards..
Sardar ne airport me call karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........very funny sardar jokes
Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
Santa: Why the sun sets and rise everyday?
Banta: Good morning and Good evening bolne ke liye..............best jokes sms
Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! santa banta funny hindi sms jokes
Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!
Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
Manager: What is ur Qualification? Sardar: I'm Ph.D.
Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.D.?
Sardar: Passed High school with Difficulty........................best jokes sms in english
3 most innocent faces in d world
1-"a sleeping baby."
2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..