‚‚ Husband wife jokes Hindi ‚‚

ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi
sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye.
pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai...
hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu..

Know your woman’s type : –

1. Windows Woman - kisi kaam k nhi hoti pr ishk bina gujara bhi nhi hota..

2. Hard-Disk Woman - yeh sab kuch hmesa yaad rakhti hai..

3. RAM Woman –muhh ferte hai apk bare mai sab kuch bhul jati hai..

5. INTERNET Woman – Difficult to access

6. E-mail Woman – ishki kahi 10 baato mai 8 baaten bina matlab k hote hai

7. Virus Woman – ishko "wife" bhi kehte hai,ishki bare mai jab tak ap jante hai,tab tak yeh apk system ka band baja chuki hoti hai..

patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai
pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
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pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana..

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte hai..

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue hai..
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se

Thapar Marne par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thapar mara aur
Boli ap kya samjhte hai mai apse Pyar

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao

patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'

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